ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough




quintendo64:

fbrmsrfr:

hey-imgrump:

Djent washing machine

muhaha

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭








God, I need to get caught up.

(Source: agentbutts)




by Effier。艾@用色注定伤眼

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians


fireball-mudflap:

Steve Hughes on the Week



vintageluxe:

claire thomas

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

Not if you eat them right. They’re just hard candy on a stick, bite the candy off and be done with it.